Sunday, February 7, 2010

Say Hey

Let's face it, teenagers are awkward. We all did stupid things in our younger years - we just probably don't realize the impact that they may have in the long run. This story took place freshman year at BYU-Idaho...

We had met in Book of Mormon, and I thought he was really cute. He and I never really talked much in class, but occasionally, we'd mock the over-eager, really annoying kids in the front of the class (seriously, who has that much energy at 7am, really?). A few weeks had passed, and conversations grew more consistent - bonding over the criticism of stupid people, and the building of the Rexburg temple.

One day, my cell phone rang with an unfamiliar number - Book of Mormon boy tracked me down and invited me to a party. Unsure of this person, my roommate went with me to check the party out. We walked into a room of two guys, and a lot of girls - we did not stay long. (That and his music was really loud, and kinda weird. I don't speak Spanish... neither did he actually...)

The following Monday, he asked me out on a date - my first at BYU-Idaho (the worst institution in the world, ps). I don't remember getting ready or preparing, but I remember hearing him pull up to my apartment with his loud and obnoxious "scoot-scoot." Strike one. We walked over from my apartment to the local 'cheap' theaters (which, I learned that night, are always cold - doesn't matter if you go in February, they're too cheap to turn on the heater). Shocked I hadn't seen 'Superman Returns' yet, he purchased our tickets and we sat down for the show.

Still rather inexperienced at dating, I didn't know what to expect or how to act. Halfway through the film, he pulled my hand through my crossed arms. I sat there grateful he couldn't see me get goosebumps or hear my heart beat really fast - he was so cute! He walked me home after the movie, and I told my roommates all about my night.

As the week went on, he walked me from class to work, and we made plans for another date. He showed up at my apartment (once again on the loud "scoot-scoot"), and we went for a long walk around campus. It was this night that we discovered the heated stairs located near one of the buildings on campus. We sat and talked on the stairs all evening. Things were going really well, until he mentioned something about telling his family about me. (Whoa, second date here.)

More time passed, and date three was planned. I arrived at his apartment to find him cooking, nay, grilling. He had spent the day preparing ribeye steaks for dinner, and even made brownies for dessert. (I didn't have it in me to tell him I didn't do the red meat or chocolate thing... I ate it anyway.) The evening ended with a chick flick to demonstrate his softer side - I discovered there was a reason I didn't see 'the Lake House' while it was in theaters.

When I went home, I told my roommates about my evening once again. And this is where things got interesting... It occurred to me that I had not given him my number, so I asked my roommates if they knew anything about it. One finally confessed that he had called the apartment and asked for it (when I asked why she would give my cell to a stranger, she told me he had told her that he was calling for the bishopric - I didn't learn this was a lie until three and a half years later) - I learned that he had looked me up on the class roster, then found me on 'stalker net' using some faculty's administrative log in, then called my apartment from there. I shared my webcam story with the roommates as well, and he then became dubbed "creepy stalker boy" by the most judgmental of the apartment - this name would stick amongst us for three and a half years.

Being the inexperienced, stupid teenager that I was, I freaked out, and ended things immediately, dropping him like a baked potato straight out of the oven, or a huge knife on Chandler's toe in his white wicker shoes. Luckily, he was a much better person than I was, and we remained friends and continued to talk and spend time together over the course of the semester. Then, shortly before entering the MTC, he even paid me a visit while he was in Rexburg saying his goodbyes. Apart for two or three letters, and a couple of emails, this would be the last of our contact for the next 3 1/2 years.

The morning of December 11th, 2009, I checked my Facebook to find a message from "creepy stalker boy" with his cell number asking me to text to catch up. Running late to class, I entered it into my phone and walked out the door. Once in class, I sent him a message to keep myself stimulated. We spent the rest of the day texting sporadically, and he called me that night - 6am the next morning, we hung up and went to get ready for class. It only took me a week of this to realize he was the only person I wanted to date when he returned to school the next semester.

These have been the best two months of my life - and things are only going to get better. Who knew that "creepy stalker boy" would quickly become my best friend, and the person I can't go to bed with out talking to, and can't go a day without seeing?

Moral of the story - be nice to your stalkers... they're actually pretty amazing once you give them a chance.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

I Hope Your Dreams Stay Big, Your Worries Stay Small...

It's not uncommon to bring in a new year with New Year's Resolutions or goals for the next 365 days. Though a worthy idea, I feel it's mostly setting yourself up for disappointment. Rather than following the customary tradition, or jinxing myself for the next year to come, I'm simply going to write my Bucket List (in no particular order), ambitions that I have for my life to be accomplished as they can. I'm sure I'll continue adding to this list as my goals and ambitions change, but I'll also be sure to record my accomplishments as I'm able to check off the goals.

So, here it goes...

1. Travel to Europe
2. Travel to Asia
3. Swim in each of the oceans
4. Graduate from college
5. Find a career that I love
6. Publish one piece of my own writing
7. Go on a cruise
8. Ride in a hot air balloon
9. Go sky diving
10. Go parasailing
11. Go bungee-jumping
12. Travel to all 50 states
13. See the 7 (man-made) wonders of the world
14. Read and own every novel on the Barnes & Noble Classics list
15. Get married in an LDS temple
16. Change one person's life
17. Dedicate part of my life to the service of others
18. Own a house
19. Own a car
20. Hike the Grand Canyon
21. See a Broadway play in New York
22. See a Broadway play in London
23. Buy a ring from Tiffany's
24. Learn to drive stick-shift
25. Learn a second language
26. Learn to surf
27. Learn to snowboard
28. Learn to play an instrument
29. Learn to cook cuisine from other cultures (Thai, Indian, Greek, & etc.)
30. Sew a king size quilt


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance, and I'd be dancin' with myself

The “perfect man.” An urban myth? A long since gone legend? A figment of imagination? Yes, each of the above is, unfortunately, true. What makes the perfect man so perfect? The fact that he’s tall, dark and handsome? Or that he’s chiseled, charming and romantic? Each woman in the world has her own ideal of the “perfect man,” and every other man we meet is inevitably measured up against him. Though this is a cruel trick of the world, there is nothing that can be done about it; it’s how we’ve been brought up, it’s in our nature. Since our youth we have been taught that the “perfect man” does exist, and just in case we as adolescents doubted, the media has always lent a helping hand in reminding us that it’s safe to be the hopeless romantic that wants the fairy tale ending.

In our younger years, our ideal came from cartoons – Batman, Spiderman, and, of course, Superman. And let’s not forget Disney’s Prince Eric, Prince Philip, and the said ultimate, Prince Charming. Not only are each of these characters heroes, but each has so much more to offer; some dance and sing, others have a throne or palace, and they all have that perfect face to match that perfect personality. Yes, we had been brainwashed as young girls; we had been warped into believing that a superhero would free us from the evil villain or burning building, and that the handsome prince would ride up on his white horse, rescue us from the tower, and slay the fiery dragon.

By the time that we’ve reached high school and spent more time with the opposite sex, we’ve realized, or hopefully have realized, that cartoons aren’t real, and the time has come to finally grasp reality. Right. We discover the cult classic, ‘Sixteen Candles,’ and the wonder that is Jake Ryan- because, Jake Ryan is the ultimate high school guy. He not only dumps his Prom Queen girlfriend for the sophomore that seems to always disappear into the abyss that is high school, but he rescues the girl from a lifetime of obsolete-ness and nerds, and drives her away in his TranzAm and bakes her a birthday cake. And really, how many guys would retrieve a girl her underwear without making it an embarrassing ordeal?

As we mature and move on in life, so does our ideal of the “perfect man.” Now, in our college age, our aspirations have risen from men in spandex or riding horses, but to “RMs,” doctors, lawyers, and the like. This is the point in life when we discover Dr. McDreamy, or Derek Shepherd, if you will. He’s not only amazingly gorgeous and incredibly brilliant, but he is witty, hopelessly romantic and thoughtful, and a neurological surgeon who saves lives all day for a living. I ask you, what female in her right mind wouldn’t run off and marry him? After all, everything about him is just so…McDreamy…perhaps it’s that women love men in uniforms and scrubs…

And with the recycling boom of ‘romantic fiction,’ female audiences of all ages are now falling in love with Edward Cullen or Jacob Black from ‘Twilight.’ Grown women in their mid 40’s and 50’s, married and single alike, obsess over Edward’s creamy, sparkling white skin, or Jacob’s dark hair and rippling abs, they sport t-shirts declaring sides (‘Team Jacob’ or ‘Team Edward’), and compare their husbands (or lack thereof) to the mythical figures on the movie screen. ‘Twilight’ consumes lengthy conversations and stirs the hearts of many women throughout the world. And is it any wonder when all any woman really wants is a man who lusts after the scent of her blood and can, through indulging in her flesh, make her immortal to spend all of eternity in the prime of her youth with him.

But at some point in life, the myth and the fairy tale must be understood to be simply fiction. Guys don’t usually have the white horse, and don’t “ride [you] off into the sunset;” they don’t always bake you a birthday cake or keep your secret about loaning your underwear to Farmer Ted; and not every man is Dr. McDreamy, who can save the day with a scalpel, or Edward Cullen, who can make you immortal to spend eternity with him. That would simply not be realistic. Everywhere that we look, examples of “perfect” men are thrown at us. This ruins every possible perception that we may have of prospective suitors or “ECs.” So, I ask you, what is a girl to do?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Simple Pleasures

After a few weeks of nothing but work, homework, tests, and more work, homework and tests, I've realized that I've stopped taking time to notice and enjoy the small pleasures in life. Consequently, I'm making a list now to brighten up the dreary days spent working and studying from morning to night.
  • Shaved legs in fresh, clean sheets
  • Cookies/brownies still warm from the oven
  • Shower water so hot skin turns pink
  • Wearing a little black dress with sexy stilettos
  • A new hair cut/color
  • Wearing a hat
  • The adrenalin rush after a long run
  • Hearing a favorite song on the radio
  • The chiming of the sprinkler as it hits the street lamp
  • Putting on clothes straight from the dryer
  • Drinking ice cold water
  • Drinking ice cold water after brushing your teeth
  • The smell of fresh cut grass in the summer
  • The smell of pine trees when it rains
  • Cuddling up in the warm blankets when the room is cool and the alarm won't go off for a little while longer
  • Lying down on the bed after a long, tiring day (feeling the muscles relax)
  • Pumpkin (enough said)
  • Hitting the delete button on pictures that are no longer necessary to keep
  • Crossing items off a important to-do list
  • Watching Shawn Spencer on 'Psych'
  • The sigh of relief after turning in huge projects and important papers
  • Smelling familiar scents or hearing familiar songs that bring happy memories flooding back

Friday, October 23, 2009

Just another day, it started out like any other

After much retrospection and reflection, I realized that there have been many (probably thousands) of tiny, insignificant moments that have made huge impacts on my life (in fact, some of them may have even completely altered my life's direction). In each of these moments, I made a choice, I said whatever was in my head, completely oblivious to the [potential] consequences.

Rather than looking back with sorrow, remorse or regret, I find it interesting to look back at these moments and wonder, with a laugh and a smile on my face, how different my life would be if I had chosen another course of action in that split second.

- The moment in the airport when I actually engaged in conversation (rather than my usual curt response proceeded by silence) with the stranger beside me

- That night I walked home, and turned left instead of right

- That honest, oblivious opinion of ISU that I shared on that summer's night walk

- The moment I dropped a certain online class Fall 2007

- That smile I gave in response to that ominous wink from an attractive stranger

- The moment I agreed to covertly help a certain friend try to attract and date a certain boy

- The text I sent during Psych's 'Friday the 13th' special

- The text I sent after the first week of classes

- The moment I threw away that number left at one of my tables

- That ride I arranged (but never took) to Salt Lake with a friend

- The moment I accepted a job in place of transferring to BYU-Hawaii

- The moment I accepted a job in place of transferring to BYU-Provo

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Staring at the floor, pretending like I didn't see you or just made eye contact...

So, I've been having some major writer's block, and when that happens, I turn to music. This song came up on shuffle on my iPod, so I decided to post the lyrics to share.

"Best Thing You Never Had" by Butch Walker

Hello how you doing?
What's it like to ruin all my self esteem
Let me blow off some steam
For 5 years I've waited,
So why am I jaded to get back at you
What makes it cool
When you act like nothing ever happened
I feel like I should feel bad
But I can't like someone who thought
They're the only one that mattered
I hope that you're flattered
'Cause you broke this down
The best thing that you never had

And it seems like a loss somehow
My heart got lost on the way to my head
And my brain cells are dead
And the craziness shows
Now I start to go when the green turns to red
And I should be dead
When you act like nothing ever happened
I feel like I should feel bad
But I can't like someone who thought
They're the only one that mattered
While my heart got shattered like romantic roadkill
My heart is all splattered your ego got fatter
And I hope that you're flattered
'Cause you broke this down
The best thing that you never had

Like the toilet seat never got lifted
And I pissed on your confidence
When you weren't around, how can that be?
Don't turn this around
You were the one
Who drove my ass right to the ground
When you act like nothing ever happened
I feel like I should feel bad, and I can't like
Someone who thought
They're the only one that mattered
While my heart got shattered like romantic roadkill
My heart is all splattered your ego got fatter
And I hope that you're flattered
'Cause you broke this down
You broke this down
The best thing, the best thing,
The best thing that you never had
You never had...

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Every New Beginning Comes From Some Beginning's End

Breathe. Remember to breathe. She tried to clear her mind.

"I'm sorry, but we can't be together anymore.” Her heart pounded uncontrollably in her chest. Her lungs felt tight as she strained for breath. Her feet thundered against the pavement as she raced along the river. Today, she didn’t watch the scenery as she ran; her eyes focused on the ground and her running shoes. She pushed against the humid air, against every impulse her body had to give in and stop running.

“I wish I could explain it, help you understand. I love you so much, but that's just not enough.”

Music blared in her ears, blocking out the noise of the streets, but still unable to block out that last moment they had together. The words rang out over and over in her mind causing her heart to beat faster. Each of those final words grew louder with every footstep that pounded on the ground. Did I miss something? Was there something I did wrong, or that I should have done differently?

She tried to suppress her questions, to block out every thought. This only seemed to trigger another flood of memory and thoughts. He looked so solemn with his buttoned shirt un-tucked and wrinkled from wear. His light brown hair tousled throughout the conversation, and his green eyes filled with tears.

“Maybe it's not enough, but don't you think we should try to figure that out together?" How can you love someone so much, and not be meant to spend the rest of your life with them?

The muscles in her calves felt as though they had caught fire. Each pace singed more than the last. Sweat began to gather slightly on her forehead and at the back of her neck. Impulsively, she poured some water on the top of her head. The cold droplets trickled down her neck and dripped from her ponytail onto her shoulders. She had become insensitive to the sun blazing directly upon her and the cold water running down her skin.

“You don't understand, and I don't know how to make you. You mean so much to me, and I don't want to lose you. Promise me that we can stay close, even though we'll be apart.”

Rage filled her whole body once more as her mind replayed that request. No one ever meant it when they said it, nor would it ever work.

How can we stay friends and witnesses of each other's lives? Am I really going to sit by and watch, cheering him on as he moves on without me? No, don’t do this. Breathe. Keep breathing.

Her legs continued to carry her over the bridge with a will of their own. She had become completely unaware of her surroundings and numb to all sense of direction. Her lungs pierced in her chest again, demanding air. The world spun around her as she tried once more to clear her mind.

No. Come on. Breathe. Just breathe. Tears streaked down her face. She paused at the corner and wiped them away with the back of her hand. The light changed, she straightened and continued running.

“We both know I couldn't make you happy for long; we both want too many different things, we have so little in common. But you have done so much for me, I'll always be grateful for what you've brought into my life - I'll cherish the time we had forever.”

It was amazing how much impact that one word still had on her. Every muscle in her body pulled to an abrupt stop. It was as though just the sound of it caused them all to give up on her and collapse at any moment.

What happened to our forever? What about the plans we made, the dreams we shared?

“Stop." She heard her own voice, so cold, so sharp it could slice through glass. Her body began to tremble as she leaned against the nearest wall.

“I do love you, always will. I really hope that someday you'll understand and forgive me."

She vowed then and there that words like 'forever' and 'love' would never affect her again, that they would no longer have meaning, value or even a place in her life.

"I think you should go.”

It was with that final sentence that she watched him turn and walk wordlessly across and down the street. She hadn’t cried when he ended it, but it all came back to her when she saw him, along with his new wife, on that fateful day. As his final words and slow disappearance pierced her memory months after that night, the tears started once more and flowed uncontrollably. Not here, not now. Go home.

Her legs carried her home, numb to the sensation of pain from any further running. She wasn’t aware how long she had been out; all time seemed to have halted. She had become insensitive to the world around her. Her mind continued to swim in a deep sea of confusion, emotions and memories as she rinsed off the events of the day in the shower. Numbly, she changed into her pajamas and found her way into bed.

She hadn’t allowed herself to think about him since that last day they had spent together; it hurt too much if she did. Now, as she lay in bed, she felt all the emotions she had suppressed for the past months weigh itself upon her; the familiar weight of another failed relationship and shattered dreams. Somehow, she fell asleep through her midst of silent tears.

The breakdown finally behind her, tomorrow would be a new day.